Busy Bee

Well, things have been kinda hectic round about where i am right now. Hence not writing properly for a couplea days. Firstly, yesterday was busy busy busy. Here is a vaguely brief overview just in case you wanted to know :)) :

got up, got ready for school, went to school (but it was raining so we got a lift), school - last day of the year. last lesson of the year - unfortunatley- mc. dragged my feet there in a kind of dazed resignation. I DONT WANT THIS YEAR TO ENNDDD!!! And it was the worst mc lesson ever. cept we all had just one more go at rebelling against mr b. didnt really work that well. never really does. still, next year he is half retirring so whatever. also right at the VERY end in TT tom came round hugging everyone randomly and apologized for being, lets say, not exactly pleasant this past year. i was touched. , then got hot chocolate with gemma in the new-ish cafe, bought teenvogue, got home and instantly whisked off to mums room to help her make some decisions about what she is going to wear to this party shes going to., went to final rehersals foor our lamda exam, got home, watched friends, had dinner, wwatche friends, shower. so yeah... absoloutly no time to blog. :L

so today was the day of the fateful exam. got up at 7 so i could say bye to rents as they are going to LONDON. (without me and i am very very annoyed at them.) then read TV for rest of the morning in order to distract myself from the fact that i was in about an hour about to face impending doom. then granny gave me burnt toast for breakfast. yay. than gem came, picked me up. was worrying all the way there. got there. felt like puking. was waiting to be called in for ages. it was terrifying and the fan was trying to kill me. i swear. went in. having a panic attack. but the guy was really really really nice and chatty and stuff so when he asked how i was i said good and asked how he was and he sounded all suprised. just thought id mention that. then did exam. first piece -ok. but he looked all serious and stuff while he was writing note (and i had to stand there for ages waiting for him) so i got all worried. second piece went really well. questions were cool. then hung around reading ok andd stuff. joe came, looked like a girl. did our group. the first - went really well. second went well until the end, where we messed up, but we have pretty much never done that bit right sso we didnt mind that much. then went home and have just been lounging around relaxing and suchlike. thought id sneak on the computer while gran is out (shes babysitting while ma&pa are out. joy. am spending all week with her next week.)

and thats about my life. :)

Hollzz....!!

yoyokoko.thought id update u on the latest happenings in my little life. on friday it was v. v. funny cos there was a humongous fight between the chavs and mochers. anyways, us guys were just sitting there on out hill and suddenly there is a stampede either side of us with the chavs (although they were more wannabes at that point) storming mish mosh mountain.we thought it wpul;d come to nothing, but then this largish fight started, and more and more chavs kept pouring onto the basket ball pitch, and theres us 5 just sitting there in the middle of it not particularly bothered. and then it escalates and theres, like, half the school and it takes 5 pe teachers to break it up. it was SOOOOO funny. and that was on friday which was THE LAST DAY OF HALF TERM!!!! yay! so on sat it was boringo but yesterday was rather cool except for certain sections of yesterday which wernt quite as fabulistic. so me and gemma were going to town wiv beckie only the bus nearly left wivvout us so we had to run after it. and then it was cool cept i tried on this ridiculous gold dress thing which was SO amusing and also we had the cinema to ourselves cept for 6 other wierdos, one of which was just on her blackberry the whole time. anyway, we were there, like, 20 mins early and we were on our own in this massive cinema so we were just messing around singing and dancing and then we are just posing on the stairs for no particular reason when i loook up and in the projector room thing i see this guy so i quickly run up to our seats and the others are like where are you going and im like theres a guy watching us. and we were in hysterics and it was very very funny. and the film was good. and then we went only me and gem missed the bus for the way back so we had to wait for like and hour before the next one so we were tres tres bored. then when i got home mum dropps this bombshell that we have visitors for a bbq and its carlie and billy and family so im like shiiiiiiitttttt cos i cannot be bothered. and i was very bored and ended up watching sheep most of the time. and today me and beth and gemma went out and did a load of stuff including going for a tres random walk and i was trying to make peace with the sheep. and then we went to an old steam railway and it was awesmome cos i havnt been on a steam train for soooooo long (i used to be obsessed, and yes, i am really really odd) so that was awesome. and then some cowboys joined us. and they wouldnt let us use their guns cos they were loaded. then we went to a castle only they wouldnt let us in cos we were too ypung apparently so we went for an angry walk around the ground which ended in me trying to pick a lock to break in, me suggesting scaling the walls and beth and gemma going off practically scaling the walls while they abandon me and leave me looking like a total loser. specially as i kept having to shout at them and i just looked mad. but then..... we got bored so we went inside the castle again and asked the guy if we could at least buy some sweets from the gift shop and he sed ok and then beth begged again and he let us throuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that is basically my life atm. nothing more to report.
babye then!!!!!!!!
xx

JAMBON SONG!! and total utter embarrassment.

Wellllllll................................ where to start? well. thismorning i made up a very very awesome song about jambon. Its set to the tune of conquest by the white stripes. just in case you wanted to know, here are the words:

Ja-a-ambon
i was eating some jam-bon
when the jambon started singing
and dancing
for-or-or-or meeee (all verses sung x2)

CHORUS
and then in the strange way things happen,
the tables were about to change
i started singing for the jambon
and the jambon got a-ate by me
(duh duh duh duh)

Ja-a-ambon
the jambon was singing in my
stomach
while gett-ing
eaten by the stomach acid
i-i-i-inside (x2)

CHORUS

but then my brea-ath
sta-a-ank of
jam-bon
so i ate some chewing gum to
take the taste away

CHORUS

oh no im cho-oking
on the fresh mint flavoured
chewing gum
i think im dying
*choking sounds*

DOSNT IT JUST ROCK YOUR FRICKEN SOCKS???

Anyway, on with other news.Today in PE we were doing first aid and CPR. i got sparkly lipgloss ALL OVER the dummy and it wouldny come off. It was tres tres amusant. You had to be there. And this afternoon, me and gem and lots of other nerds had this leeds book award event thing, and all was going fine until the end and you got to go round getting all these authers to sign books/notebooks. (in my case the notebook) So. i was waiting in line to get award winning and slightly famous-ish author Sophie Mckenzie when jasemine comes up to me and asks me to get ther copy of the book signed aswell as mine. i kind of knew that if i agreed i would be heding for impending doom, as i am a klutz, but she kind of dashed off and i didnt want to forfeit my place in the quew. (she had won the award so it was llllooooonnnnnggggg) so. i got to the front and asked if i could have both signed. she didn perfectly undersatnd me at first but in the end she got it. and if that wasnt bad enough she asked me how to spell jasemine. i didnt know. so she said she would keep the book while i went and checked with her. so i went and checked and was already rather quite mortified, so i took jaemines notebook cos it had her name in so i wouldnt forget how to spell it but it said 'Jasmines Autographs' so i started reading this out to sophie mckenzie only i leeve the es on the end of jasmine. and shes like "are you sure about the s?" and im like"yes" cos i wasnt thinking straight and then some official people who were hanging around said no it didnt have the s on and i only then realised my mistake and i was completely and utterly submerged in cringworthy embarassing mortifyiyingness. Honestly, i felt i was going to DIE of shame. EVERYONE IN A VERY LONNNGGG LINE OF PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT ME , AS WELL AS A LOAD OF OTHERS AROUND THE PLACE and i had just made a total FOOL of myself infront of them. it was AWFUL i tell you. awful.

and that is all.
tarrah!