uhoh

Am having new outfit crisis now that the one for today was solved. what to wear on Sunday for Beckies photo shoot?? (when i am actually having my photo taken) This is a problemo. Will discuss it with gemma tomorroww.
some of you may be wondering what i wore today. (truth is, you probably werent, but wtf?) anyways, i wore my pinstripe vintage visace trousers, (which is one of my outfit possibilities for next weeks birthday party. cos theyre from the 90s. and it is a 90s themed party) with white tucked in vest. (it has to be tucked in, they are high waisted) also a white shirt. (open) and navy blue long slouchy cardigan. and black pumps. my bag did not go with the outfit, but its my only good one, so i had to take it. :P
anyway, thats the fashion updadte over. i suppose i should be worrying about waht to wear for lauras party, as that is on the saturday and before the shoot (two photoshoots in one week!! awesomee) but wth.
now that really is the update over.

Amazing Day.

today was amzingly rather quite astonishingly awesome. =D basically, my dad had arranged for me to go on this big photoshoot thing, and it was awesomme. At lunch, the models ate hardly anything, the photographer ate like a pig, and i ate really slowly and therefore did not have time to finish entirely. I spent two hours watching rachel (make up artist) doing someones makeup which was interesting at first, but two hours spent in a small romm doing not a thing with random and quite a lot more glamorous strangers is kinda boring after a while. but at leats i got to listen in to all their converstaions (i think they kinda forgot i was there after a while. im quite good at not getting notised) which were very interesting. And, basically, yeah, it was a very interesting and fascinating day, and i got to miss school. Everyone there was very perfectionistic and presice. it was amusing. but yeah, that is just a vague outline of the day as a whole. i do not have the energy to write anymore. cannot be bothered =D

Ergum

just designed an amzingly gorgeous blue jumpsuit. :D
cannot wait till 2moz. tho im having a nervy b about it. im very scared abit too. still not sure exactly what to wear :D
i ma slightly bored and should really be getting ready for tomorrow. hhaaahhaaa.
thats all i can really think about atm, so ill go off, as im sure if i babble any more about tommorrow then you will try and kill me. :D
byeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wcYrqIzhg

Make stuff go crazyy!!

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yaaa... thats awesomme. so. im it it (you may have guessed?) we are creating games. cos were cool. and im bored. i am making a game about shooting sombreo guys

R.i.P. MJ

My brother thinks that the whole michael jackson thing is all some massive conspiracy. yaaaa.... whatever. he is 11. he is too young to be thinking about these things. tho theres me saying that, although when me and gem were 10 we were questioning our teacher about his plans to take over the world, discovering secret organisations and finding secret spy bunkers underneath the playground with the door in the bins. seriously. i still have all of these conspiracy theories written in the secret book. so i cant really talk bout my brother thinking this is all a great bug scam.
and btw, i still think mr m was a secret spy.

Asleep

just went downstairs to see gran gran. she was asleep. at least, im pretty sure she was asleep. i hope she was asleep. else i feel right guilty.

WTF??????? EVERYONE IS DYINGG!!

I am serious. Mrs Thomson (dinner lady) Michael Jackson (if you dont know who he is u are deprived.) and Robin & Guy (greatest tradgedy in my life. even though thay are from a tv show. but it was saaaddddd. and i cried. and guy was fiitt!!).
also my thumb died. i cut it on my zip at brc. it huts and is bleeding like hell. also i have been abandoned.
am no longer abandoned. now i have a great granny to look after. we have both been abandoned. please, help me. something important happened yesterday but i cannot for the life of me think what it was <3
must go now.
probs talk to grangran.
yay
byee!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGOiS75Lwk

Hmmm...

Well. today me and beth had rather a big water fight. im pretty sure that i won. and it was her fault. but were friends now. (it was an unfriendly water fight) so my gran and gran gran are over. hmmm... was trying to make conversation with grangran earlier. the only thing we really had a proper conversation about was the weather. always safe territory, the weather. :) thats about all, cept earlier i was being purpously awkward for mum. just cos i felt like being awkward. also i can spell Antidisestablishmentarianism which i am quite rather pleased about. and i am now sitting next to corin in spanish. oh the joys of life. still, i guess shes kindof better than kallum. meh, theyre both just as bad as the other :D

on a completely different note, friends was on today, but its from the begining, only e4 kept missing stuff out and merging different episodes together. which was unfair. and annoying.

and that is all.
goodnight :)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

today. was. the. last. episode. of. friends. it was well sadd!! neraly cried, but managed to control myself :D so anyways.... i have BIG news. next week... my dad has maybe probably organised this amazing thing, but will not write anymore on that yet <3
dont have anymore time so i will write 2moz.
byeeeeee <3
also something majorly disastorly happened today, but i shant write anymore write now cos i just aint got the time.
also i just painted my nails ice pink <3
and now it is goodbye
xx

Paper! Snow! A GHOST!!

Mehehehe. Hey ho Heidi mo!! Sorry. Im in a random mood. (as always??) i dont actually know what to say, exept that after that last post i had roughly 2 more lessons in unbearably hot classrooms and nearly died again. :D I just found out somme i n t e r e s t i n g info about Alex who we walk informally part way to school with occasionally. i will not share this information right now as that could be mean. depending. on what, i dont know.

i know what im gonna write now!! last week, in re we had to make this list on what influences our judgement on right and wrong. mine and beckies was rather long and... interesting. so i said last week id type it up. but then couldnt be botherd and forgot about it. so today had RE again and decided hell yeah, why not just type it up?? so here it is...:

God, Michael Phelps, the Bible, Celebrities, Australians, cuddly toys, friends, family, law, tables, veggies, Y.M.C.A., S Club 7, Rachel Stevens, Ourselves, TV, Magazines, Coins, The Army, Hippies, The past, Elizabeth 1st, The Queen, Lady Jane Grey, the Pope, 10 Commandments, , parables, Cannibals, religious people, Vogue, heaven/hell, parents, cellotape, teachers, cheese, conscience, experience, my blog, Jennifer Aniston (role model), Keira Knightley (role model), YOU!, Beckie, Bob Geldolf, Pigs, hedonism, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, Netto, Hitler, NOT communism, Maddygail, Colin, Society

as you can see, there are not an awful lot of sane things on there. and thats about it. :D

byee

Dying of the heat

It is so hot in here. so, so hot. i am dying. ddyyyiiiinnngggg!!!!! I am in IT. joy. i want t eat. I am hungry. I have a well good lunch today!! I have a coookkkiiieee!!!!!! YAYY!!

Still dying.

i dont think im even spelling that right.

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I have an urge to go live in the arctic.

now.

im delirious.

insane.

mad.

halucinating.

so hot.

dying.

may just curl up and die.

bye

see you in heaven

hopefully it wont be too hot there <3

illegal

http://www.linguascope.com/ol0pl3ed1qaz5cxsw2rfvdc3ko98ikjn4mbhy6vfr4tgb6_IT_IS_ILLEGAL_TO_SHARE_LINKS_TO_THIS_PAGE/espanol/films/default.htm

Like, OMG

I just ate waaayyyy too much. Thats pretty much all i can think about right now. And the fact my butt hurts. and, yeah, i know thats probably tmi, but who really gives a damn. omg my head just went wierd. everything just started spinning. last night i thought i heard burglars downstairs. luckily tho, it was just my dad getting back from a party thing and trying to find the keys (he failed. mum had to go downstairs and let him in) so yeah. that is my excuse for not sleeping last night and being vair vair tired today. the whole listning to music till midnight doesnt come into it at all.
i just found some correspondace from my brother to my ma and pa and vice versa. my brother was asking for a load of stuff for starting high school. apparently if he gets these things he will 'take pride in my work and i would do it nicely most of all my teacher will say "oooooo!" james that is amazing work and off i go to lightwater valley.' Aint that just the sweetest? he must be the weirdest 11 year old boy on the planet! soo adorable. (this is one of those rare occasions where i actually like my brother) anyway, mum and dad have written one back but that is far less interesting. they are both suprisingly formal. see, when i was his age and trying to get stuff from my parents, i would just totally make him look bad, so i would look like a little angel in comparison :D actaully, i didnt do that that often, mostly i just did random pictures :D haha. anyway, enough of this. and sorry about the lack on PNC recently. must go noww bye!

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!

well actually most of it was pretty rubbish but something just heppened under an hour ago that was COMPLETELY AMAZING!! And it involves friends. And it is probably about as near to being a tv/film star that i am gonna get. (i only have 10 days to get famous. i suppose i could try infamous. that would probs be easier to get in 10 days. but im totally going off subject here, so whatever) So i was just watching friends (the one with the cake. in case you want to see it.) on the rubbish sofa cos my bro had kicked me off the good one. and there was this table in the middle of the room (this is on friends btw) filled with presents. (cos it was emmas 1st bday party. but im being a friendsnerd now so ill shut up)and on the front of the table... IS DAISY!!! (daisy is my pink and purple monkey who i cannot sleep without. and dont mock me because she is a VERY SPECIAL MONKEY!!!) i was shocked!! i mean, it is actually so awesomme!! so i rushed into the kitchen where mum was having an important sounding conversation and drraaagggedd her into the family room. and she was standing there for ages cos the camera had shanged angles. but then daisy came back on and she was like OMG and then dad came in and he was like daisy's a film star!! even tho she was actually a TV star but whatever. And it was amasing! and that is it. because beckie wants to read this story and i am keeping her i suspense so i will write about the rest of my day laterss!!

ITT -- Viva la fiesta

lol. am in a random mood. thats just something i made for it ages ago. am listning to s club =D i am bored. must go now :D

@@@@@ : )

heyyax.well acouplea stuff happened today.
today we were suppossed to be making bread in ft but that didnt work out cos miss was away. at break it was raining so we tried to take over tha chavvy area, only invaded us. after all, it is their territory. so we left. at lunch ended up counting tokens for susie. woopwoop. at drama i actually had a half decent convo with coopie. which must have been one of the oddest things in my entire life. actually it wasnt a proper convo but it went something like this
coopie: wouldnt it be so funny if OFSTED came into our english class while mrs mann was teaching??
me: sorry?
youre in my english?
i dont think so
i swear you are
noooo.... oh right... yeah. i am, sorry
wouldnt it be so funny if OFSTED were to come in with mrs mann teaching us?
*laugh*
so yeah. and our group was the best. yet again. thats about it. but friends today was really good. and yesterday spent 3 hours listning to s club :D

Funky monkey sheep baa

manymany things to say, mainly involving today at lunch time. This morning beth and gemma got their laptops.cant decide if i am either very proud of them or very jelous of them. probs both =D then had maths exam. i think it went ok.then at break we all collectively invented a new game. for the sakes of my sanity i will call it appleball. it basically involves lots of people standing in a circle throwing an allpe at each other. but if you drop it you have to take a bite out of the apple. and if it rolls down the hill and onto the concrete you have to take an especially big bite. it is rather gross but extremely extrmely funny and entertaining. then we had rolling-down-the-hill races. wchich were very fun, but i now have smooshed apple (beth threw the apple really hard at my shoulder because i was making fun of the faces she was making while trying to eat the apple. i had already had 2 bites so i think that really i had a right to do hhis) grass stains and mud allover my school uniform. basically we were acting like vvery silly immature children :) so yeah thats about it. i do hope somone brings an apple to school tomorrow. i also have apple juice and green alover my hands. but the green is not from the apple, it is from the very bitter leaf i attempted to eat on the way back from school. i had to spit it out but unfortunately it went alover my hands, so i have green hands :D also, mr mason is over tutoring James. which was interesting.

Homework

I seem to be doing everyones history homework for them. oh well. :D

Mathematics

In case u were wondering, yes, i have been in and IT suite thrice today. and there is a thunderstorm outside. i am bored. sir is coming so i must go.

panicking

everyone seems to be panicking about what they are going to wear for the party. can it really be that hard to get an 90s inspired outfit? we are in IT so they are all trawling the internet for ideas. but then, so am i. yknow, yesterday when i was searching for 1990s hairstyles it came up with a website devoted to Jennifer Anistons hair. which is, lets face it, slightly ridiculous. never the less, i added it to my favourites.
beth does not seem too keen on the pictures i just sent her of 90s. gemma is looking through barbie stuff for inspiration. it was my idea, of course, last night i was looking through my 1993 barbie annual. it is vair vair awesomme. i am sending beth waaayyyy too mcuh inspiration. am looking for 1990s friends pictures. cannot find any good ones. i am dying here. it is like a volcanoe. according to one website:
'Friends: Could this sitcom BE any more 90s??'
this does not help. i cannot find anything else. am having major trouble here. just sent beth a picture. she is apparently disgusted by it. i am offended. i am sorry but there is absoloutely NOTHING ot do with friends on the internet. unless i am spelling it wrong? but i dont think i am. loads of other stuff comes up. just not the stuff i NEED. for some reason it is now caming up with chanel stuff. ??

bye
i have to go.

:P

i am playiing noughts and crosses withmyself

Hola

i just added this random word of the day widgett that i found on the website im spossed to be doing my spanish work. the spacebar is dodged, as is my nose. haaris, freddie and alex are annoying me. that isall.
we will meet again.

The Pot Noodle Conspiracy 5

In the labs of Professor Cover, Everything was in a confused turmoil. They had just received some startling information about the identity of Fanny. Quickly, guards were dispatched to seize Fanny for interrogation. It took them several minutes to get to cell 612B, but imagine their surprise when there was nobody there!
Suddenly a short, dumpy little fellow appeared before them. The captain of the guard seized hold of the dumpy man’s creased and crumpled shirt in a tight headlock.
“Where’s the girl??” The captain asked, in a gruff, buff voice.
“Sh-sh-sh-she g-g-g-got away sir… I’m t-t-t-terribly s-sorry sir…” The dumpy man stuttered, visibly sweating in the headlock.
“sorry is not going to bring her back though is it???” Gruff man shouted, rather loudly, I may add. He released Dumpy, who collapsed to the ground, and stormed off, talking in his walky-talky as he went.
“I want guards searching every area of the surrounding area – she can’t have that far away. It’s not like she has a Ferrari or anything.”

Rhubarb was getting rather a bit bored. He had been sitting in the same awkward cupboard all morning, and had even missed lunch, the delicious smells of crab soup drifting in to his cupboard, and very nearly making his stomach rumble. Thank goodness it didn’t, because I am quite sure no-one wanted to listen to the noise of a camel farting again. The president had hardly moved at all, and as rhubarb could not leave the cupboard until there was no-one in the room so no-one would see him, it looked like he would be there for a lot longer. Rhubarb started making himself comfortable for a long, long night in an uncomfortable cupboard, when suddenly a big burly officer smashed his way into the room.

Awwkkkwwwaaaarrrdddddd...

Just had dinner. it was very very awkward.For me, anyway. i dont know about anyone else. my mum and bro are out at a swimming gala so it was just me and dad. but he ended up having one of his odd friends over. it was pete. he is slihgtly funnyishlooking. soo its just us 3 eating together. and, yknow, maybe understandilbly i felt eversoslighlty awkward.
so anyway had BRC today and joe is v. v. fit. even if gemma doesnt think he is that fit. but he is. what is it with the BRC guys and being fit? it is tragic. am havin a dilemma bout bday party. am going to resolve it 2moz with mama. yay. have a maths exam on tuesday. keep thinking its sunday. double joy. my head needs rearranging. in case u wanted to know. but now i will stop being tragic and say... how are you??
bye
love yhoo lots
Maddy xx

The Pot Noodle Conspiracy 4

someone new is being dragged into the cell next to Fanny’s.
He is called Dick, and he is not supposed to be here, he bribed the guard outside. He is quite the billionaire, is Dickie. Quite soon after this new arrival arrival arrived, a rather new new arrival came and arrived. Except that this new arrival that had presently arrived was actually a warden, come to take the inmates to the exercise compound. It was then that Dick made himself known to Fanny.
“Hi” Said Dick. “I’m Dick.”
“Hi” Said Fanny. “I’m Fanny.”
“I know” Said Dick.
“Oh.” Said Fanny” Are you some kind of stalker or something?” She asked.
“Kind of.” Said Dick.
And then it was time for them to go back to their rather uninspiring, dank little cells. Fanny returned feeling uplifted, if a little disturbed. Of course, this new found discovery of having a stalker made her ever so slightly more delusional, but she is stuck in prison so w I think we can forgive her.
The next day, in the exercise compound, Dick came up to Fanny again. But this time he had a slightly more interesting piece of information to share with her.
“I can get you out of here” he said
“I don’t believer you” She replied (She may have been deluded but she was certainly not thick)
“Oh, but I Can.” He replied forcefully.
So he took her hand and led her to the gate, where there was a guard. Dickie held out an envelope with a lot of dosh inside to the guard. He refused to take it, so he bashed the guards face in and legged it with Fanny.
Fanny was quite disturbed by all this bishing and bashing and boshing, so Dick had to quite literally drag her out of the prison, into his blue and orange Ferrari that just happened to be waiting there. Fanny was extremely worried about their little escapade and kept looking behind her for guards, but Dickie seemed much more occupied with reapplying his eyeliner. Fanny stared in bemusement at this entirely new spectacle to her. She had never before seen a guy wearing eyeliner. She snorted with laughter at the ridiculousness of it all. And then they drove off, to the back of beyond.

The Pot Noodle Conspiracy 3

You may be interested to know that a certain young man named Rhubarb knew exactly what the odd noise was. He was jammed into a cupboard of little space and awkward shape. Rhubarb was supposed to be observing the president, but not much is to be found by watching a sad man stuck in a daydream, so Rhubarb had presently fallen asleep. You should know that the acoustics in the cupboard were slightly odd, so that when Rhubarb snored, the sound resembled a Camel burping. Luckily, this strange strange noise had also awakened Rhubarb, so that was the end of that.

Please bear with w while we skip off once again to Fanny, who was also caught up in a bucket load of reverie. So, seeing as at the present moment nothing much seems to be happening in the story, I may as well tell you what our dear Fanny was thinking.
Fanny was not Fanny’s real name. In fact, almost no-one knew her real name. Actually definitely no-one knows her real name. Fanny was all Fanny could say when she turned up at the orphanage, so that is how she got her name. She arrived at the orphanage age 2 5/6. That is where she met Willy, aged 2 8/10. Fanny was slightly delusional (of course she wasn’t thinking this, but it is true. Fanny was actually wondering what would happen if you mixed a fire engine with a duck.) and also slightly full of herself.
But know I will stop this, as someone new is being dragged into the cell next to Fanny’s.

Mleh

Hello mdarlinks. Today the yr 11s left. it was deppressing. and in geography we had no teacher, which was just rather darn hilarious. pe was torture. and once again i have been listning to too much s club. mleh. il say it once and ill say it again. mleh.

Toddaadddiiizzzzz................

Susie read the PNC today. she was practically having a luaghing fit. i felt honoured. i think some other stuff happened today but i canot remember exactly what. wet fish walked both ways with us to and from school. actually it was more with laura but wahtever. yeah, and as i say, some other stuff happened too. bye

The Pot Noodle Conspiracy 2

The Pot Noodle Was Poisoned!!!
Of course, Fanny was the main suspect, especially as she was secretly harbouring a huge pot noodle obsession. One day the police arrived at the orphanage where she lived, and arrested her, amid much screaming and kicking because of course no-one wants to be arrested. But then they threatened to call the men in white coats, and she came quietly. When at the police station they had to take a DNA test. How fascinating. So they locked Fanny up in the cold, dark and dull prison cell.

Meanwhile in a Whitehouse far, far away…
President Jock was sitting at a desk. It was a very lovely desk. It was hand carved in Italy many centuries ago. He was reading the daily newspaper, with the headline ‘Murder In A Pot’. The President was sad. Exactly 12 years ago to the day his daughter had been kidnapped. By who, he knew not. He had lost his wife 5 months ago. It was a tragic accident, involving a stuffed purple unicorn from Tesco, a barbars shop and a biography of Elizabeth the first. But that is another story, for another time, so I shan’t go into detail. Now, President Jock had had a tragic family history, so his daughter, whom he had named Rachel, was the only family he had left. If she was still alive. Which he very much doubted.
He sighed quietly to himself. And then jumped up half out of his skin, as he heard a noise. But it seemed to come from nothing, so the president continues his Reverie.

in it

hi. i am very busy watching random movie trailers, but beth is bothering me so i have to write this. (: that is all. bye.

Nothing to do with PNC

Sorry but this is just a plan for a play i wrote an age ago for an english thing which i just found and felt like typing up. for a break from the Pot Noodle Conspiracy.

'Romeo and Juliet' Today

Two families have been fightting over who owns the biggest field, both families are very successful and have very famous goat cheese farms.

One day Juliet is walking in the field, to go fetch some milk to make cheese from. Romeo happens to be there, because his family think that hey own the field (actually it is old mcdonald's down the road) Juliets parents come out to see what is taking her so long and thay see her with Romeo. They drag her away, but she keeps secretly meeting romeo in the field. They decide to run away to Russia to get married, but unfortunately as the ceremony is ending a wolf comes along and rips them both to shreds. (the vicar hides behind the altar) Some scientista come along with the forensics and ambulance and they find out that the wolves were trained by the parents. They get put in prison.

The script is much more detailed. But i cba typing that out.

The Pot Noodle Conspiracy -- Instalment 1

It was just sitting there. The pot noodle. It was practically begging Fanny to tip it onto Willy's head. So she did just that. Unfortunately, she did not realise that he had a deasly allergy to chicken. (which was the flavour of the pot noodle) So, unfortunatley, Willy died. The next day was his funeral. No-one came, so thay had to hold another one the next day.
Everyone came that time, except Fanny, who was too ashamed that she had killed her best friend. Especially as they were very nearly a lot more than just best friends. Even the Prime Minister of Australia came. And some kangaroos.
Now, seeing as the circumstances of Willy's death were far from normal, Professor Cover launched a full scale investigation into the death. As it is very unusual for somone to be that allergic to chicken noodles. Very soon, they found some suprising evidence...

Soooo today

today was cool. made bread in ft. some guys invaded us at lunch. one of them felt my leg. it was disturbing and at drama our thing was WAAAAAYYYYY the best.
i may write more later.
righ tnow im typing up the pot noodle conspiracy.
=D
read it

Cannot hear anything

Am being sloowwwllyyy deafened by my brother playing too loud on drums.

Sooooo.....

yesterday i watched friends for 3 hours straight when i got back from school, with a half hour break for piano lesson. but actually technically it is not my fault as it is my parents cos they abandoned me at the weekend so we had to TAPE IT so i had to watch 4 episodes last noght in a rush and then watch the two that were on yesterday and then there was another extra one that i misssed the start of. see, this is all that comes of my parents abandoning me. my normal tv routine gets disrupted :(
anyways... guess what>>>
i may have come up with a theme for my partyy!! (i lovelovelovelove themed parties!!)
90s theme!!
YAAAYYYY
now i just need to come up with a date. this could be difficult.
i shall keep u informed.
sooo anyway everyone was victimising me at lunch :( they were all being very very mean. ):
lol.
anywway. i cannot think of anything else to say.
except that al that has beeen ocupying my mind since friday is social and economic impacts of supervolcanoes.
seriously.
how sad am i?
soooo
bye!

oh oh oh oh and i am writing an awesomeness story entitled...
"the pot noodle conspiricy"
at some point i will write it out, but as of yet it is unfinished :D

Videos & Photos

sooo.... thought id put these on, from me and gemmas sleepover.

Itmighty

have a random urge to go on a road trip.
sooo im in it. just tried to do the smelly cat vid on this and it doesnt work. pooopsicles. today i have been being rather geeky as i wrote 2 1/2 pages in english which is more than anyone elsr in the class. i was rather proud of myself. am currently doing an animation bout someone killing themselves. (: haha. not that i find that kinda stuff amusing or anything (: beth is being wierd next to me and deedee has a cool tie. these are just small observations i am oberving. i want to get the jack wills catalogue. i want to go to sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

nightnight

i have a maths exam later
the other night i slept with jonny depp
dont ask...

Gemmas

I am at gemmas and i have a bad wedgie. however, this is not BECAUSE i amm actually at gemmas. it is because my jeans are slightly too small. in case u wanted to know. which, being honest, you probs didnt. sooo.... the gemsbok is sitting next to me. and co. dont know what that was (: she is now being a spaz. loolzz we are probs gonna go to the boston gala in like and hour ish and then we have drama thing and stuff. woopwoop!! alsoo yesterday we watched the freaky yelloestone vid again. freeeeaaaakkkkyyyyyy and kinda sccaarrryyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
i watched east is east, the sculpture is rather ummmmmm differnt , and i watched slumdog illionaire(i forgot to put this on mey blog)

:P

my dad is a cheesecake head (not in the good way) with the social skills of a female praying mantis. am not liking that man right now. forgot to mention somat funny that happened yesterday. we were waiting for french to endd by the window whihch overlooks the busbays and there was a bus and this guy sitting by the front window on the top. and i started waving and stuff at him and he was giving me really funny looks and so i randomly started blowing kisses at him. it was vair vair amusing. i just hope i dont see him round school (: and at least his reaction was better than the french bus guys. loolzz. but thats another story that i cant be arsed goin thruu ((:

Raawwwwrrr

Heyhey lots and lots of news over last couplodays. lol. yesterday i had a HUGGEE argument with parents. lol. and cut my finger. on the textbook i was using to revise for the exam today, so i couldnt really write, which is kind of ironic and a very bad omen. ya so we kindof half made up. and today i had the dreaded science gcse. although all the way to the hall, all i could think about was how much ms makuves head looks like E.Ts. and then today i wasnt sitting behind bumcrack guy , but there was a girl who kept staring at me. the exam was fine thoo. and lunch was highly highly entertaining, and probs highly disturbing if ur not one of us.cant think of anyhting else to say (:

french

hey

Foodtech

in food tech doing china. joy.

Jodphurs

so howdydiddly little people. am boredo. yaaaa. just thouhgt id let yous know :D

English. with lydia. the wierdo.

HEllllooooooooooooooooooooooo its maddddddyyyyyyyyy the awesome person. its too hot in here and we are all sweating like pigs.
well,, you AREE (: im not (Y) .x
whatever. you have cool nails. =D
doesnt mean you can type crap about me sweating,, just because you are a sweat-aholic (: .x
yous the one typing crap. and whatever. whatever. va ce faire foutre.
what the -- does that mean?! (not allowd to swear on the computer (Y) cause im special like that (:) .x
look it up. thst what i did. its french.
really?! DONT LIEE!! ITS BAD FOR YOUU!! you lier! (: .x
im ok. cos im NOT LYING!!!!!
BRB NEED TO DO SOME WORKKK!!!!!!!!
okayy,, okayy (: i think ive al ready told you this,, but you know the people who were in the water fight... well their excluded from school for tomorrow,, HAHAAA!! XD .x
yeahhh u did tell me :D
hahahaa,, yeahh i thought so (Y) so hows youu?? (: .x
do you beliieeve in love after love???? im bored and SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WELL,, ERMM... why dont you actually DO some WORK?! : .x
u are taking over the computer.and im stressin
bye

AU REVOIR MON AMIGOS (Y) :D x

iamsofrickenbored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCGBv65w_M i very muchly like this song. my gosh im bored. got teenvogue today =D yyaaaayyyy!! only its quite thin. which sucks. but at least i HAVE it. dad has been forcing me to do waaayyyy to much revision. and its his bday today. as well as gemmas dads bday. what a coinkydence. =D

...

Well, i personally feel like dying. my brain is fuzzy from the heat. headache. im not famous. life sucks.

28 days...

Sooo i have 28 ddays to become famous. thats my deadline. the others are saying why dont i extend it, but i want to be famous by the end of year nine. so we have been brainstorming how i should get famous. beth is currently trawling the internet to fine how i might attempt to do this. so far she has come up with nothing. whcih is good cos shes looking at cbbc. i do not particularly want to be on cbbc. it would have been cool when i was younger, but not now. this so sucks. also first day back at school today. that also sucks :D for the first time in ages i am actually wearing a skirt. its too long. beth is trying to hypnotise me. we are in IT. joy of joys. im bored. and hot. :P