JAMBON SONG!! and total utter embarrassment.

Wellllllll................................ where to start? well. thismorning i made up a very very awesome song about jambon. Its set to the tune of conquest by the white stripes. just in case you wanted to know, here are the words:

Ja-a-ambon
i was eating some jam-bon
when the jambon started singing
and dancing
for-or-or-or meeee (all verses sung x2)

CHORUS
and then in the strange way things happen,
the tables were about to change
i started singing for the jambon
and the jambon got a-ate by me
(duh duh duh duh)

Ja-a-ambon
the jambon was singing in my
stomach
while gett-ing
eaten by the stomach acid
i-i-i-inside (x2)

CHORUS

but then my brea-ath
sta-a-ank of
jam-bon
so i ate some chewing gum to
take the taste away

CHORUS

oh no im cho-oking
on the fresh mint flavoured
chewing gum
i think im dying
*choking sounds*

DOSNT IT JUST ROCK YOUR FRICKEN SOCKS???

Anyway, on with other news.Today in PE we were doing first aid and CPR. i got sparkly lipgloss ALL OVER the dummy and it wouldny come off. It was tres tres amusant. You had to be there. And this afternoon, me and gem and lots of other nerds had this leeds book award event thing, and all was going fine until the end and you got to go round getting all these authers to sign books/notebooks. (in my case the notebook) So. i was waiting in line to get award winning and slightly famous-ish author Sophie Mckenzie when jasemine comes up to me and asks me to get ther copy of the book signed aswell as mine. i kind of knew that if i agreed i would be heding for impending doom, as i am a klutz, but she kind of dashed off and i didnt want to forfeit my place in the quew. (she had won the award so it was llllooooonnnnnggggg) so. i got to the front and asked if i could have both signed. she didn perfectly undersatnd me at first but in the end she got it. and if that wasnt bad enough she asked me how to spell jasemine. i didnt know. so she said she would keep the book while i went and checked with her. so i went and checked and was already rather quite mortified, so i took jaemines notebook cos it had her name in so i wouldnt forget how to spell it but it said 'Jasmines Autographs' so i started reading this out to sophie mckenzie only i leeve the es on the end of jasmine. and shes like "are you sure about the s?" and im like"yes" cos i wasnt thinking straight and then some official people who were hanging around said no it didnt have the s on and i only then realised my mistake and i was completely and utterly submerged in cringworthy embarassing mortifyiyingness. Honestly, i felt i was going to DIE of shame. EVERYONE IN A VERY LONNNGGG LINE OF PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT ME , AS WELL AS A LOAD OF OTHERS AROUND THE PLACE and i had just made a total FOOL of myself infront of them. it was AWFUL i tell you. awful.

and that is all.
tarrah!