'Romeo and Juliet' Today
Two families have been fightting over who owns the biggest field, both families are very successful and have very famous goat cheese farms.
One day Juliet is walking in the field, to go fetch some milk to make cheese from. Romeo happens to be there, because his family think that hey own the field (actually it is old mcdonald's down the road) Juliets parents come out to see what is taking her so long and thay see her with Romeo. They drag her away, but she keeps secretly meeting romeo in the field. They decide to run away to Russia to get married, but unfortunately as the ceremony is ending a wolf comes along and rips them both to shreds. (the vicar hides behind the altar) Some scientista come along with the forensics and ambulance and they find out that the wolves were trained by the parents. They get put in prison.
The script is much more detailed. But i cba typing that out.
